My Macaroni and Cheese Is a Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer – Chuck Tingle Free Audiobook

Written by Chuck Tingle
Read by Georgia Bird
Format: M4B
Bitrate: Variable
Unabridged

Mona is on trial, and she’s absolutely terrified. After saying that chocolate milk is “better than sick water”, she’s being sued by water itself for a billion dollars. Fortunately, this food-and-beverage-based case is the perfect fit for her sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer, Hemma.

After showing off her skills on their first day in the courtroom, Mona and this living pasta dish go out to celebrate, and things quickly turn hot and heavy. Now, the two of them are back at the office in the throughs of lesbian living-food action, but will their hardcore encounter set in motion the death of their very own court case?

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient mac and cheese action and living lesbian meal love.