How to Date a Douchebag 1-3 – Sara Ney Free Audiobook

Written by Sara Ney
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 32 Kbps
Unabridged

How to Date a Douchebag: The Studying Hours
Written by: Sara Ney
Narrated by: Josh Goodman, Muffy Newtown
Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release Date:09-21-17

Crude. Arrogant. A–hole.
No doubt about it, Sebastian “Oz” Osborne is the university’s most celebrated student athlete – and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking cliché, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn’t give a sh-t about what you or anyone else thinks.
Smart. Classy. Conservative.
Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university’s most diligent student – but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags – and Oz Osborne is all three.
She’s smart, sarcastic – and not what he expected….
Every douchebag has his weakness.
He wants to be friends. He wants to spend time with her. He wants to drive her crazy.
He wants…her.

How to Date a Douchebag
Written by: Sara Ney
Narrated by: Muffy Newtown, Josh Goodman
Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
Series: How to Date a Douchebag, Book 2
Unabridged Audiobook
Release Date:09-21-17

Zeke Daniels isn’t just a douchebag; he’s an asshole.
A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships – most assholes don’t.
Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him.
He’s never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he’s never had any intention of having one.
Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they’re related; his own friends don’t even like him.
So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca?
Sweet, quiet Violet – his opposite in every sense of the word.
The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit.
And that pisses him off, too.

How to Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours
Written by: Sara Ney
Narrated by: Josh Goodman, Muffy Newtown
Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
Series: How to Date a Douchebag, Book 3
Unabridged Audiobook
Release Date:09-26-17

He’s not a douchebag; but that doesn’t stop his friends from turning him into one.
My friends want me to get laid.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who’s going to break our roommate’s cherry?
Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551.
The morons can’t even spell. And the texts I’ve been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I’m not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
This isn’t the kind of attention I want.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can’t bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she’s not the girl for me. But my friends won’t let up – they just don’t get it. Douchebags or not, there’s one thing they’ll never understand: Girls don’t want me.
Especially her.