Hijinks Harem Trilogy – C.M. Stunich, Tate James Free Audiobook

Written by C.M. Stunich, Tate James
Read by Bridie Lawrence
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

WARNING: This is a sexy, steamy reverse harem paranormal romance (one girl, four guys) with loads of humor, plumber puns, and group sex. Read with a glass of wine and a smile!

Four hunky, supernatural plumbers. One reluctant, slightly drunk human. A match made in heaven … or in the bathroom, rather.

My name is Arizona Smoke, and I’m the proud owner of a house haunted by my dead Gram, best friend to a cocktail dress loving werewolf, and apparent soul mate to four plumbers who also happen to be elemental dragons. Besides rippling pectorals, tattoos, and … uh, nice, long pipes, the guys also have control of the elements.

Supernatural law (whoever heard of such a thing anyway?) dictates that since I stumbled upon the guys in their alternate forms, I have to marry them. All four of them. Oh, and apparently one lousy (okay, awesome) night of sex means that I’m an elemental, too—and no amount of magical penicillin can cure this disease.

All I wanted was hot running water and toilets that flushed, but now I’m dealing with monsters lurking in the sewers, supernatural politics, and four penniless (but totally hot) plumbers living in my crumbling old Victorian.

I’m Ari Smoke, wine aficionado, ex-barista, and a girl who is completely out of her element. Having four hot husbands is nice … but the death threats, not so much.

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Elements of Ruin

Warning: This audiobook contains romance (and sex) between one woman and six men, and she doesn’t have to choose just one. Also contains: raunchy humor, too many puns, group sex, a bit of M/M, and plenty of action, violence, and intrigue.

Six hunky, supernatural tradesmen. One sarcastic, caffeine-addicted bride. A match made by fate…or karma?

My name is Arizona Smoke, and I have six husbands. Yup. Count ’em – six. Four sexy plumbers, one electric electrician…and my last husband? Total prick. Our unconventional marriage is almost complete. All I need to do is reconcile with my first love and rescue a man I’ve never met. Easy, right?

As if marrying a bunch of supernatural plumbers isn’t hard enough, I also have to deal with the fact my biological father and his six wives (yeah, I have six moms, too) are still hunting us, stalking us through sex parties hosted by demons and setting traps for us in the middle of underground, supernatural raves. And you thought your family was dysfunctional!

All I wanted was a moment to breathe, a chance to get to know my new husbands in a way that was more than sexual – although I’m not exactly complaining about our time in the bedroom. But between my maniacal mother-in-law, some kidnapped lady-elementals, and the rich asshole I’m supposed to welcome into my new harem…when’s a girl got time for dates? Let alone planning a seven-way…wedding that is.

I’m Ari Smoke, spirit elemental, supernatural badass, and hot-as-f–k dragon chick. Having six hot husbands is nice…but being hunted by evil sex demons, not so much.

Elements of Ruin is a full-length comedic, paranormal reverse-harem romance. This means our leading lady has six male love interests and doesn’t have to choose between them. This audiobook is full of steamy sex, ridiculous plumbing puns, and heaps of action, intrigue, and…well, more puns. This is audiobook two of three.

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Elements of Desire

WARNING: This is the final book in a sexy, steamy, over-the-top paranormal romance, reverse harem series! It includes detailed sex scenes (and lots of them) and terrible plumbing puns and is best enjoyed with a glass of wine and a sense of humor.

Seven dysfunctional, supernatural spouses.

One jealous, psychotic childhood friend.

A match…made in deception?

My name is Arizona Smoke, and I’m the fated soul mate to six elemental dragons. Or, at least I thought I was. We even got married – big white dress, custom suits for my beaus, crazy mother-in-law – but now there’s this girl who claims that she is their rightful soul mate.

At first, I hated the hunky assholes who’d dropped into my life unannounced, flipped my world upside down, and dragged me into supernatural society kicking and screaming. But now? I’m starting to fall for them, all six of them. I mean, I’d taken the plunge and walked the aisle for these guys, hadn’t I? But this girl – Gemma – she wants my guys to be hers.

Fate must hate me, because I’ve got more than just relationship drama to deal with: My biological parents still want me dead, the kidnapped spirit elementals are still missing, and I’m pretty sure my best friend is trying to kill me. As if that wasn’t enough, someone’s raided my inherited wine cellar, and all the booze has gone missing!

I’m Ari Smoke, blushing (hah) bride, nymphomaniac, and royally pissed off.

Being married to six elemental studs is nice…but wondering if I get to keep them, not so much.

Elements of Desire is a full-length comedic paranormal, reverse harem romance. This means our leading lady has six male love interests and doesn’t have to choose between them. This book is full of steamy sex, ridiculous plumbing puns, and heaps of action, intrigue, and…well, more puns. This is book 3 of 3 – the final book in the series!